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Semen Appears to Make Women Happier
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Vizzini
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Mines a friggan swiss army knife of uses. The newest is, "anti-depressant dispenser."
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Post Fri 15 Jun, 2007 1:48 pm 
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Oh boy, the thread is getting deep now. Laughing
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Post Fri 15 Jun, 2007 2:10 pm 
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Deep is exactly the right word for it.
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Post Fri 15 Jun, 2007 2:46 pm 
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I was thinking along the lines of bs.
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Post Fri 15 Jun, 2007 2:57 pm 
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This also probably explains why gay Men are so incredibly happy.
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Well, I am just saying that our world already has far too much unhappiness in it.

If there is any method which would bring happiness to even one person, then I would want to do some little thing to bring that to pass.

To bring joy and happiness to one person [preferably a female].

To bring one smile,

We have too much pain and strife already, just one smile of happiness on one female.

Is that too much to ask?

and I would be willing to sacrifice of myself to bring happiness to one person [or more]. Because I am that kind of guy.

Smile

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One Smile

Aww ET1(SS) I want you to know that your post has brought me great smiles Very Happy and made me very happy. Thank you for your wants. Each sentence, each word has given me a Very Happy happy smile, and made me very happy.
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Re: One Smile

quote:
Originally posted by PaulaJane:
... Each sentence, each word has given me a Very Happy happy smile, and made me very happy.


You are so sweat.
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Words

Ah, but the joy in making someone smile.

Are you aware of the endorphins involved in healing the body with each laugh? Ah, the miracle of laughter.

I read a really good article today. Probably in the motivational catagory. It stated that we each choose whether we are going to have a good day, or if we are going to have a bad day.

When my 16 year old came home from school, and was rather b**chy and ugly as we took her to the pharmacy to get her prescription on the way home from her dr office visit...

She stated in no uncertain terms that her dad and I are boring. She would rather go home and preferred to NOT be with us old pharts. I figured though, it was her dr appointment, and her drug prescription.. so why should I do the rest of the dr visit in getting her drugs.

And then... and then I remembered the article or story that I had read earlier today about a man that made every day a happy day. He chose to have a happy and fullfilling day, rather than allow other people to control his time here on Earth.

So I turned the event around, and made it a pleasant ride, changed the subject, and made it a pleasant trip to the drug store.

I am also going to try my best at helping her to change her attitude and thoughts so she can enjoy her lot in life with a more vibrant attitude.

When she wakes up in the morning and prepares to go to school, I will ask her if she is going to have a good day, or if she is going to have a miserable day.

I'll let you know if I can turn this miserable life around for / with her. It really does hurt, I mean... the saying goes, 'sticks and stones break my bones, but words never hurt me.' Well, I'll tell you right now.... WORDS CAN KILL A PERSON. WORDS CAN BREAK A HEART. Espcially one that has chosen a child from the pits and gave her all she had to give.

I am going to have a great and wonderful day today. How about you?

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That was a great story!

Lets make everyone happy!

I think that all of life would be so much nicer if everyone was in a good mood. Smile

Again if there is anything that I can do for you, to help you to be feeling good, just let me know.

Smile

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Aah ET1(SS), you are just so sweet. In fact, you are enough to make a person have a good day as they read your responses. You are just too cool! Thanks! Very Happy
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PaulaJane,

I'm not totally sure, but just in case you don't realize it, I think ET1(SS) is offering to give you an "injection".

Post Sun 29 Jul, 2007 10:13 am 
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Only if she felt that she needed a happiness pick-me-up.

I do try to help everyone in need, and if this is a manner in which I could stand to help even only person who was feeling down. Then it is my duty to to my best to make her day.

I am available whenever you need me.

Smile

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Hello

quote:
Originally posted by PaulaJane:
I never did go along with the idea of putting a glove on to have sex. I think the best part of sex is to feel the warmth of the semen as it flows into me.

Just my opinion... Embarassed

Then again, with all the diseases out there, I guess the glove has a purpose, but it sure isn't for enjoyment.



Am I in the right place? I thought this was a family forum. What's next - a discussion of ball-cheese? Actually, I might prefer that.

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Re: Hello

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Originally posted by the friendly giant:
quote:
Originally posted by PaulaJane:
I never did go along with the idea of putting a glove on to have sex. I think the best part of sex is to feel the warmth of the semen as it flows into me.

Just my opinion... Embarassed

Then again, with all the diseases out there, I guess the glove has a purpose, but it sure isn't for enjoyment.



Am I in the right place? I thought this was a family forum. What's next - a discussion of ball-cheese? Actually, I might prefer that.


Who was it that dug this thread up and bumped it to the top again?
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