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Semen Appears to Make Women Happier
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PaulaJane
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Hmm

Oh gosh Founder...

I guess I had better stay on your good side, and not say what it sounds like that you are saying.

Thanks for sharing...

Laughing

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I'll do it another day though, as I don't seem to be in a really good mood today.
Sounds like maybe you need an injection.

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The only reason girls like diamonds is the association they have with karats, its the mention of karats that gets them thinking. Giving a carrot always worked for me (much cheaper too).
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The only reason girls like diamonds is the association they have with karats, its the mention of karats that gets them thinking. Giving a carrot always worked for me (much cheaper too).

Yeah, but I bet you do a lot more givin than gettin! Mr. Green

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I'll do it another day though, as I don't seem to be in a really good mood today.
Sounds like maybe you need an injection.


An injection? Or maybe just a big swallow.
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Injections

Laughing haha Probably all of the above? Thanks for your concern(s) though. I do appreciate all the tender loving care that goes into each of our messages.

Wink

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Laughing haha Probably all of the above? Thanks for your concern(s) though. I do appreciate all the tender loving care that goes into each of our messages.

Wink


I guess what we're saying here is that we're here for you if you ever need a dose of happiness. Wink

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We do care.

We care so much, and only wish for your greater joy and happiness in life.

If we can ever donate to your happiness, just call.

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Lesbians clearly aren't getting enough semen, they all seem so miserable, now we know why.
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Lesbians clearly aren't getting enough semen, they all seem so miserable, now we know why.


I care about people, really I do.

It is terrible that folks live miserable lives. Really!

What ever can we do?

How can we possibly help these miserable people?

Lesbians! need our assistance.

I call upon all able bodied men, to donate to the cause. To help bring happiness and good cheer to the miserable!

I will willingly volunteer my time and my resources to help cheer up these poor miserable lesbians. And not just lesbians but any women, any women on the street, any woman anywhere who is miserable, who needs comfort, who needs happiness.

Here I am.

I am that kind of guy, I love women so much, that I am willing to give of myself.
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The only reason girls like diamonds is the association they have with karats, its the mention of karats that gets them thinking. Giving a carrot always worked for me (much cheaper too).


Clearly, those carrots aren't working for you, Vizzini. Maybe if you kept your carrot to yourself you wouldn't need to worry about things like child support and women having abortions without your consent. That's the answer to your problem. See, you have rights! You have the right to keep it in your pants and never suffer the consequences.



So, if there’s an explosion of unwanted pregnancies can we blame the idiots involved in this study?
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Laughing haha Probably all of the above? Thanks for your concern(s) though. I do appreciate all the tender loving care that goes into each of our messages.

Wink
Isn't it amazing how many of us guys want to help you PaulaJane? Who said Maine people are cold and unfriendly? (You can PM me if you get in really bad shape.) Mr. Green

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Maybe if you kept your carrot to yourself you wouldn't need to worry about things like child support and women having abortions without your consent. That's the answer to your problem. See, you have rights! You have the right to keep it in your pants and never suffer the consequences.


Well, I don't personally pay child support because thankfully all of my kids live with me and only my wife uses my carrot (which works great).

Like almost everyone else, you entirely missed the point of that thread (and instead of engaging on the topic there you decided to take a shallow swipe at it here).

If the law says the Man only creates a lump of tissue (and therefore another person can unilaterally destroy it) the law cannot also logically claim that the Man was equally responsible for creating a baby (which was only created via Her Body and Her unilateral Choice). All this other blah, blah, blah is just misdirection.

The argument that a Man should remain celibate if he doesn't like the idea of financing another independent adults unilateral choices, is silly and completely misses the point.

Next we'll have a bill requiring pro-life Men to pay for half the cost of killing their unborn babies (because they are equally responsible for the results of her unilateral choice). If you don't like the idea of your baby being aborted (and having to pay for it) - keep it in your pants! Rolling Eyes
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Man oh man Vizzini, why did you have to come along and throw a damp rag on this awesome thread? Sheesh..

Everyone knows that if you keep it in your pants, your pants would get rather wet. No? Yes?

I mean, it does serve another very vital job right? I mean, it isn't just a pleasure tool right?

Come on man, get with the times.

Laughing

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Yea Vizzini, I'm taking notes. Wink
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