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3 Women In A Sauna


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3 Women In A Sauna

3 Women In A Sauna




THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG
WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS
MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE
SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND
YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE
FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I
HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT
DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE
BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........


WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

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Mr. Green Now, that's funny ..

Thanks.

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