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Roger and His Alphabet Soup


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the friendly giant
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Roger and His Alphabet Soup

I was recently reminded of something that happened about 35 - 40 years ago, and I promise you every word of this is true. It's too weird to be made up, eh? I was in a garage band at the time, and one of the hangers-on was a guy named Roger. It was New Year's Eve, and the band was getting together for a little party. Roger was a social misfit (early undetected ADD case). He had begun drinking early, and by the time we got to the house where the party was to take place, Roger was helplessly drunk - so drunk he couldn't get out of the car to stumble into the house. So he sat there in his mid-60's baby blue Nash Rambler. Roger had chosen what seems like an odd meal for New Year's Eve - Alphabet Soup. As some of us approached the house, we saw Roger was having a tough time, and even though he was the type of person who, when he entered a room, elicited a mass groan, we felt badly for him and walked to his car to be sure he was just drunk and not in real trouble. He stuck his head out the window and began hurling alphabet soup all over the side of his car and into the street. Then he got the bright idea to lean out the window to see if maybe he spelled something on the street. We left him at that point, and I don't know if he ever found a word amidst his hurl.
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nice story

Uh ... real nice story. BTW what planet are you from?

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mmmmmmm

As I said before, you must lead a sad life wandering about with no sense of humour.
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simple addition

1 a-hole + 1 a-hole = 2 a-holes
You guys need to get a life, and, come to think of it, so do I for being enough of an idiot to care about what you think!

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simple is right

phuck you and you meddlesome ways!

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