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The Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church
and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
'Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'

From around the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...

The Reverend Boudreaux turns to Pastor Thibodaux and asks,
'Do ya tink maybe 'da sign should jussay...'Bridge Out?'

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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you
that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'
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There. That should tick- off just about everybody.....
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:: RELIGIOUS SATIRE & HUMOUR ::

. . . The Gospel of Betty Bowers . . .

Mrs. Betty Bowers, reads passages from the newest gospel
added to the Lord's International Bestseller, the Bible.

Wink The Gospel According to Betty.


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. . . The Gospel of America . . .

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers,
reads passages from her newest gospel.
Rolling Eyes

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