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~ THE BIRTH OF A CANDYBAR ~

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar going Bonkers. I saw this sweet little Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and 5th Avenue playing with her Raisinettes causing me to almost loose my Skittles. I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey Charleston Chew, how'd you like to Crunch on my big 100,000 Grand?"

Well, she immediately went down on my TootsieRoll, and it was pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots for me. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and caused a Milky Way as she scream "Oh Henry!"

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before my Milk Duds were blowing Mentos clear to Mars. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Mary Jane, no kinky stuff."

I said "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it in your Bit 'O' Honey and I'll give you a Caramello . She screamed, "Oh your Nut Rageous tastes better than the Three Musketeers!" Well her Juicy Fruit was better than Little Debbie's and it wasn't long as we were going at it Good 'N' Plenty, before my Starburst in her Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. As luck would have it, she became Chunky and nine months later out came Baby Ruth!

(( All of the bold are the Name of some of the most famous candies in the world, ))
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