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don't eat oyster crackers


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don't eat oyster crackers

(Associated Press, Houston, TX, 2010/12/19) A report from The US National Board of Fractious Solids indicates that prolonged exposure to the wheat used in making common oyster crackers will result in diminished penis size and/or cause the male member to become mis-shaped. The board recommends keeping your dick out of barrels of flour. Further research also indicates you have the smallest weenie in your home county.
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