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the friendly giant
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funny joke

Romulus and Remus are walking together toward the city of Palermo.
"Hey, Romulus," said Remus, frantically pointing to a building in the far distance.
"Yes," said Romulus.
"A guy fell off the roof of that building a few seconds ago," said Remus.
"Yes," said Romulus. "Let's hurry over and see if we can help him."
They ran as fast as their feet could carry them, and reached the man's side just as he was regaining consciousness.
"Hey," said Romulus, "What happened?"
The bloodied man looked up and said, "How would I know?! I just got here!"
Remus sopped up as much blood as he could using his own shirt.
A police officer arrived on the scene as this was going on.
"Hey," said the officer, "Don't you know there's a city ordinance against walking about without a shirt on?! I'm going to have to run you in."
"Wait," said Remus, "Don't you see this poor man lying here in this pool of blood?"
The police officer looked down and let out a little gasp.
"Oh," he said, "I'm very sorry. What happened, sir?"
Romulus said, "How would he know? He just got here."
The officer withdrew a large police whistle from his boot and gave it a good blast, hoping to summon an ambulance.
A priest arrived on the scene first, and said, "What happened?"
The policeman said, "How would he know? He just got here."
The priest began to perform last rites for the injured man, but stopped short when he saw Remus was not wearing a shirt.
"Young man," he said. "Don't you know there's a city ordinance against walking about without a shirt on?"
The policeman said, "I just told him. He's new in town."
"Hey," said Romulus. "Look up there!!!"
Remus, the policeman, and the priest all looked up just in time to see another man falling from the top of the building. There was a heavy thud.
"Hey," moaned the first injured man, "What happened?"
"How would I know," moaned the second man. "I just got here!!"
Just then an ambulance pulled up to the scene. The EMT's hurried out of the ambulance and began performing triage.
One of the EMT's paused and said, "They're both dead. What happened?"
Romulus, Remus, the policeman, and the priest all said in unison,
"How do we know? We just got here!"
Romulus and Remus headed to a nearby haberdashery to buy a new shirt for Remus, the policeman and the priest walked into a pastry shop, and the EMTs went bowling.

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Post Sun 24 May, 2009 11:20 pm 
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vermin munster
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funny? joke?

forgive me, but your subject line is a teensy bit misleading. firstly, the term "funny" led me to believe there would be humor within the post. secondly, the term "joke" implies that there is a certain internal logic to the story. this seems to be a meanandering collection of loose ends that don't tie together. please, if you're going to post something like this, label it as "possibly funny in parts - collection of meandering loose ends". otherwise, you're wasting our time and yours.
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Post Wed 03 Jun, 2009 6:59 pm 
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yeah, gotta agree with the big green man here.

Post Sun 07 Jun, 2009 3:11 pm 
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very sorry

First of all I AM big, but I'm not green. Second I am very sorry if you have no sense of humor. It must be very difficult living that way.
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Post Sun 07 Jun, 2009 9:22 pm 
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funny (?) joke

I'm pretty certain "Chortle" was using "big green man" to refer to me, not you, Giant. By any chance are you Canadian?
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Jolly Green Giant

FG mite be giant.
VM mite be green.
Niether of them is jolly.
Your joke sukked FG - it realy sukked! I have a sense of humor. It only works when someone says somthing funny. FG seems to have brain damege.

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back again?

Churtle, I thought you had decided to leave us. Please go back to your original plan.
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