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An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away

An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away

STARING at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.

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Cool

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lily oh lily

It amazes me that someone had to do a scientific study about tits and boners to determine these results! I mean, all I need to do is take a good look at Lily and I suddenly feel like I'm alive again. Did these "scientists" actually get paid for this astonishing finding? And what about the subjects they studied?! Did they get paid in addition to getting a hard on?!
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Sooooooo, what are we women supposed to do to remain healthy? scratch

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Sooooooo, what are we women supposed to do to remain healthy? scratch


I seem to recall a previous study where a daily dose of semen, is what females needed to maintain health.

And a different study, they studied the walk and 'rotational' gait of females and determined how routine orgasms, helped the flow of blood to their pelvic regions.
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Sooooooo, what are we women supposed to do to remain healthy? scratch


Here you go Lobstah...
http://www.thevoiceofmaine.com/viewtopic.php?t=8057

This is the story ET1 is talking about. Laughing

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A really old post, but ah, it was so eye catching for me. Lobstah, lets start our own experiment in the name of health and science. We could locate us some men that can 'keep it up' for 10 mins a day, and just stare at it. What do you say, want to try it?
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Sounds reasonable to me.
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Now thatexplains why President OBAMA stays looking so young and healthy. On the DRUDGE Report there was a pic of the Pres taking a good look at the foundness of some young 17 year old beauty at the G confernece.

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omg, bet he got his thing wacked off when he got back home. hahaha
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